(Mis)Adventures of Cosmogirl

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I'm the one commenting in italics

To Guys : Things You should know about Women

I don't know why this guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do...This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good, with women..

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad!

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

9. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did. (is it worth it? you probably wont get any anymore if she finds out)

10. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... -Well, no it really, really turn girls off...eeewh!

11. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. - Yeah! Especially if it's pizza!

12. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.. - i don't really mind if I pay, not an issue...

13. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship. - don't know about this, pero, cge, sabi nila eh...

14. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

15. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him. (just make sure that the guy is REALLY bothering her...)

16. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.(MEN, JUST DO THIS IF YOU LOVE YOUR WOMAN OKAY, YOU KNOW THEY'RE SENSITIVE) -and i couldn't agree more!

17. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

18. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. (that's a test how much you really love her..)

19. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

20. Don't flirt with their moms...that is just freaky.

21. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

22. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. - Yeah! If you don't like the way we do things, you do it! hmph! Men...super reklamador!

23. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

24. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

25. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked. (we just want you to make us lambing to make us forget about the pain)

26. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

27. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. (surprises are good too!)

28. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. (be consistent on how you smell when you're with her.. so that next time, everytime she'd smell that scent, she'll remember you)

29. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or christmas or valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. (a well-thought of gift is better than anything else)

30. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out. (and if you're not ready to commit, then don't court her.)

31. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.(NO DOUBT.)

32. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is..)(respect!!!)

If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!

another adventure for COSMOGIRL!